December 2008
She wants to know if I love her, that’s all anyone wants from anyone else...
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
UPDATE: Zooey Deschanel Engaged To Ben Fucking... →
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This is what happens when emo boys get famous and lose a lot of weight. They marry unreasonably gorgeous hipster girls who, five years ago, wouldn’t have even given them a second look.
For some reason the whole thing irritates me, even though I really like both of them. *sigh*
The hipster world is...
nerdies but goodies, pt. 3
Julia: i'm making babies whatever i am
Alisha: elves don't make babies
Julia: yes they do
Alisha: i.... i don't know what they do..
Julia: NO
Julia: how do you think they come about
Julia: PLUS
Alisha: they spring out of trees
Julia: they live forever and they have magic powers
Julia: you can be a dwarf missy
Alisha: !
Alisha: what!
Julia: even the women have beards
Alisha: i hate you!
nerdies but goodies, pt. 2
Alisha: no.. you need to be a hobbit
Alisha: so you can make babies
Alisha: and be a housewife
Julia: shiiit
nerdies but goodies
Julia: i want to live in lotr
Alisha: i think you would be an Ent
Alisha: a giant talking tree
Julia: WHAT
Julia: NO
Julia: i would be an elf.. either in rivendale or gladriels forest
Alisha: hahahah
Alisha: the elves in galadriels forest are gay
Alisha: go to rivendale
Julia: ... fine
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I’ve always wanted to do this.
I read The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and I think everyone should read it before seeing the film. It’s a great piece of writing (of course - it’s Fitzgerald, my hero) that shouldn’t be ruined by an adaptation. Don’t do what some of my friends did with Antonement and let the initial haunt of a book be ruined by the on-screen version. Give it a try! It’s pretty...
Fist of Milkis
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Jackie Chan vs. Bruce Lee vs. Milkis
Here is a Korean soda beverage called Milkis. The can hints at a union of dairy, bubbles, and strawberry flavor. Nice. It has a duo of male-and-female Mary Poppins figures on it, and contains 2% of my daily calcium.
It comes out of the can guava-flavored and with a nice creamy head. I hope it will taste like carbonated strawberry milk, but it...
You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won’t tell you that he...
– Richard Siken, “You Are Jeff”
This is one of my favorite Siken quotes.
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AHH! SHE IS SO PRECIOUS!
I want a baby. A French one. Anyone? Impregnate, s’il vous plait?
You see,” said Carlyle softly, “this is the beauty I want. Beauty...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Offshore Pirate”
All life is just a progression toward, and a regression from, one...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Offshore Pirate”
We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who begin to interest us...
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